As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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