Will you blow on my dice?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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