It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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