Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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