Dual....:-)
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Randomize
