there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
