I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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