I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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