She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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