I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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