If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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