You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
