Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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