I'd wear matching sweaters with you
how can u be prego again
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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