i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
