his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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