I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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