butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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