Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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