Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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