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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
40s are totally the cure
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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