just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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