Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My pussy is not your playground.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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