i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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