their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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