yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you didnt know i had herpes?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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