The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
