How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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