i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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