Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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