do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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