would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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