i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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