escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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