I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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