For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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