she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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