Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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