kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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