i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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