But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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