real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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