There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
