Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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