I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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