trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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