i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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