that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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