new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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