she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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