I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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